This slothful yet interesting creature we are researching is called a "Nem". We have discovered the habitat of Nems are deep within Ohio. Nems are very intelligent but they do not socially interact with other species in a graceful manner. Instead, they hide within their caves and spend most of their time entertaining themselves with their favorite activities- tumbling and socializing with /other/ ungraceful creatures. Face-to-face, they are bad socializers, but they have managed to make contact and befriend those far away. Their diet consists of many things, including root beer, steak, fish, and many stereotypical Asian dishes. Nems are on the constant hunt for their mate, but sometimes settle down and distract themselves by merely evolving.
Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
Face of Bo: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are