This slothful yet interesting creature we are researching is called a "Nem". We have discovered the habitat of Nems are deep within Ohio. Nems are very intelligent but they do not socially interact with other species in a graceful manner. Instead, they hide within their caves and spend most of their time entertaining themselves with their favorite activities- tumbling and socializing with /other/ ungraceful creatures. Face-to-face, they are bad socializers, but they have managed to make contact and befriend those far away. Their diet consists of many things, including root beer, steak, fish, and many stereotypical Asian dishes. Nems are on the constant hunt for their mate, but sometimes settle down and distract themselves by merely evolving.
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BUT GUYS WHAT ABOUT BUTTERCUP
if this becomes a thing im going to scream
YOU GUYS.